Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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