I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
