are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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