It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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