'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
