Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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