Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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