I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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