It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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