I wish I could teleport
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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