Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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