i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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