apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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