Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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