I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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