I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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