What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
