i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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