You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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