kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
not ubering you a puppy
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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