yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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