I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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