He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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