11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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