Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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