she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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