LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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