exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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