More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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