What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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