i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
