I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
...so i touched it.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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