sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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