did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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