I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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