I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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