fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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