It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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