So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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