what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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