Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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