Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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