we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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