I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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