Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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