do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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