Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bet he comes in French.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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