I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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