Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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