Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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