She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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