judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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