she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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