Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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