im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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