how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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