Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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